17 shots fired.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yo, if anyone about the Underground see a three-headed beast lookin' like a cross between a firebreathin' dragon and some kind of horrible demon...

...don't try to slay it or nothing. That's my cat.

My shotgun's a sword and my kevlar is some kind of old armor knights used to wear. I don't trust nothing 'bout this curse.

Comments

[not_avampire]

What, does that make you Pelinore?

[blue_satin_pjs]

...Who?

She some kinda princess?

[not_avampire]

King Pellinore? He's the guy from King Arthur, with the Questing Beast and everything?

[blue_satin_pjs]

I only ever heard of Arthur and Lancelot and Guinevere. Mordred, a little. And the le Fay woman.

And I think this beast more into rampaging than questing.

[honeycuttheaven]

I'll help!

1/1

[blue_satin_pjs]

 

[honeycuttheaven]

♥

[blue_satin_pjs]

Emm?

This the curse, right?

'Cause you know you ain't my type.

[kosherplz]

So you're a knight? I'm some kind of bard, I think.

[blue_satin_pjs]

I'm s'posed to be a knight, I think. I ain't buyin' it. I don't even know how to hold a sword proper.

Some kind of bard, huh? What, you got one of them old-fashioned guitars or something?

[kosherplz]

Yeah, the city gave me a mandolin. It also put me in tights for some reason.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Tights?