Nine shots fired.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Don't think I gonna be goin' outside today.

Oh.

If any of y'all be my long-lost sister or pregnant ?! with my baby, I don't wanna know.

[OOC: But I do, so if anyone wants to mess with Omar, whether or not they're actually cursed, feel free. ;D]

Comments

[one_of_heaven]

Bonjour, Monsieur! Do zhou need a meid? Meid so good for you, non?

I'm spotting gold here... shiny...

[blue_satin_pjs]

--no, I don't need no maid. And I don't speak no French.

[one_of_heaven]

Monsieur... before zhou say non... won't zhou look at ze uni-forme...?

[blue_satin_pjs]

...the what...?

[repairedbywebs]

...another brother?

[ooc: O rly....]

[blue_satin_pjs]

Pretty sure I ain't related to you.

[repairedbywebs]

That's what all my other brothers claimed at first.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Really? Smart men.

Look, I ain't got no sisters. And if I did got them, they wouldn't be no tiny Locust Point white girls, neither.

[OOC: trying to use logic on curse day, FAIL]

[banditfox]

You still owe me for last Thursday.

[blue_satin_pjs]

I ain't bought nothing from you.

[Pause, dawning horror, then indignance:]

'Specially not that. I don't need to buy that, yo.

[banditfox]

Really? Because I seem to recall certain negotions heard only by you, me, and a street corner.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yeah?

Maybe that's 'cause you crazy like everyone else here

In that case. How about I get the money by tomorrow?

[blue_satin_pjs]

More and more days been seemin' that way in this place.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yeah, I been workin' on that, but...today beyond me even so, I think.

I'm Omar. Been here less than two weeks. Can't say it ain't been interestin'.

[glock30]

You don't even know if someone is pregnant with your child?

[blue_satin_pjs]

Me and half the City today, seems like.

[glock30]

That's terrible. I can't believe this.

[blue_satin_pjs]

Yeah, neither can I.

Really. I can't. So I just gonna wait till midnight and hope it go away by then.