"Uh, no, ma'am. That is indeed a word. As are 'cockbill,' 'cockshut' and 'cockup.'"
Jared gave him an incredulous look, then stuffed his tongue in his cheek and brought his fist to his mouth. Jensen felt around on his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at him. It hit him in the arm and went skittering across the floor as Jared tried to laugh silently, without much success.
"Thank you for your concern, ma'am. You have a nice day."
He slammed the phone down as Jared howled with laughter.
"Dude, seriously?"
Jared was wiping tears from his eyes. It wasn't that funny. Jay just had the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy.
"You're awfully cocky with your word choices!" Jared choked out.
"How long'd it take you to come up with that one? I thought we'd be here til cockshut." Okay. It was a little funny. Jared grinned at him.
"So, what, she didn't like cock?" he asked.
"Not exactly." Jensen's eyes sparkled. Okay, it was rather funny. "Cockshy."
Jared had to go into their little bathroom to compose himself.LOL! Now that's a lot of
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Thanks a lot! I found it amusing that several words I filched from the Scrabble dictionary were not recognized by Word as real words. That's how they're spelled, Word, I promise! Hee.
Every last bit of my lousy day just vanished under the weight of this perfection.
OMG I love this such a ridiculous amount. I want to re-read it a couple dozen more times, and then live in their little universe for the rest of my life.
Move to Greenport and work in tourism! Seriously, if you like wine and can't afford the Hamptons... (actually, I have no idea how expensive it is to live there, probably pretty damn expensive, but the in-laws rented our place, so...)
I love cheese. I had to put in a little homage to "French Kiss" and Meg Ryan's spiel about cheese in this fic. The cheese demanded it!!! I have Saint Angel and Drunken Goat in my fridge...
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Jared gave him an incredulous look, then stuffed his tongue in his cheek and brought his fist to his mouth. Jensen felt around on his desk, grabbed a pen, and threw it at him. It hit him in the arm and went skittering across the floor as Jared tried to laugh silently, without much success.
"Thank you for your concern, ma'am. You have a nice day."
He slammed the phone down as Jared howled with laughter.
"Dude, seriously?"
Jared was wiping tears from his eyes. It wasn't that funny. Jay just had the sense of humor of a twelve-year-old boy.
"You're awfully cocky with your word choices!" Jared choked out.
"How long'd it take you to come up with that one? I thought we'd be here til cockshut." Okay. It was a little funny. Jared grinned at him.
"So, what, she didn't like cock?" he asked.
"Not exactly." Jensen's eyes sparkled. Okay, it was rather funny. "Cockshy."
Jared had to go into their little bathroom to compose himself.LOL! Now that's a lot of ( ... )
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OMG I love this such a ridiculous amount. I want to re-read it a couple dozen more times, and then live in their little universe for the rest of my life.
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This fic is so good it's edible
Misha+cheese=hot
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Yeah. I said it.
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