JOKES FROM FESTIVAL

Nov 21, 2004 16:41

devin: she just pulled a grenade out of her vagina ( Read more... )

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can i comment on my own LJ? guess i'm just that cool blubarry88 November 21 2004, 22:55:38 UTC
Tara's speaghetti sauce
(she ordered mozarella marinera and got ranch sauce with it. (wat is the second word in the food item, ps). so we were all like ..."awkward" and the waitress asked if she wanted spaghetti sauce. it looked like coagulated vomit. most repulsive and amazing event ever.

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yup, i'm still cool blubarry88 November 21 2004, 22:56:35 UTC
LIN BRINGING THE TREAT BAGS IN THE CONDOM BOX!!! holy crap. and we were so worried he might open one...

we are dumb

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jazzmepurplbaby November 21 2004, 23:00:17 UTC
i find it really depressing how i am not involved in any of these. and i also find it sad how nobody at nicolet knows me. that's really sad.

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anonymous November 21 2004, 23:35:33 UTC
wow, we're friends... ok here's mas!

-B: Devin, you're just bitter cause you're not as cool as us
Mr. M: what? devin was biting someone?
me: No, Mr. M, BITTER- he's bitter...
Mr. M: oh, I was gonna say, do we need a leash for him?

-Playing with shower curtain rings on our eyes during that awful one-act. and Maggie spazzing when I dropped one...

-jake playing with the blown up condom when mr. M walked in...

-Ari's and my shower... being "overheard"

-Laura looking through TV guide.... is it by any chance called "Retrosexual?"

I'll post more when I think of them... and I'm forgiving you for this, just because I'm as much of a freak with posting comments even though I don't have my own.

<3 Lin

p.s. Kyra, why are you so damn hott? sexy lady... and people do know you. and i wish you were coming home with everyone else next weekend you slut...

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jazzmepurplbaby November 21 2004, 23:43:49 UTC
it's the jew genes i guess that make me hott. you're jewish so you're hott too!

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casurferguy02 November 22 2004, 00:17:38 UTC
i totally never heard the devin biting comment.

its funny.

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casurferguy02 November 22 2004, 00:22:25 UTC
i'll post a reminder of the suckier parts of festival:

- how i only used one condom, and it was as a balloon. i have 23 left.

- how of the 8 one acts i wanted to see, i saw 2. and one of the 2 sucked MAJOR ASS (BIRD OF PREY..? more like, bird of prey, come attack me now cuz i can't stand watching so much faggotry and fake controversy)

- how i didn't get to see check, please. i realize that this is the same as the last one.

- annoying people that are probably reading this, considering my luck with that kind of stuff.

- how i didn't bring a camera

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