If you could do one totally irresponsible or even bad thing with absolutely no consequences, what wo

[blouse_man]

See, I'm kinda irresponsible anyhow, though I'm workin' on that an' tryin' to do better - an' the gamekeeper's helpin' me. I don't always think of the consequences when I do things - I just kinda dive plunge right in an' worry about what might happen later. An' that's okay if its only me I gotta worry about, but now it ain't just me. Now, doin'

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[gamekeeper]

Sure, Blouseman. You only need to sit down properly and take that shirt off and let me knead that golden back of yours until I can hear my kitten purr

[blouse_man]

*slowly strips off shirt and runs hand up Mellors' chest*

I'm purrin' already, gamekeeper - an' you ain't even touched me yet...