003 μ ACCIDENTAL VIDEO

[bloomtrigger]

[Those within the vicinity of the Enveria apartment's second floor may have caught a whiff of something... toxic. And vile. This video will probably explain why.

The camera is pointed towards a kitchen stove heating a pot of... something... with Noel looking over it with great concentration. She's wearing her combat uniform as always, sans her

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[isahumanitarian]

[Saya here is just going to be headtilting at that. Thing.]

...I've never heard of a recipe like that.

[bloomtrigger]

... W-Well, I think I improvised a few thing here and there, but... I didn't think it would turn out this way...!

[isahumanitarian]

Mm~ Well maybe you created a new recipe! Do you think normal humans can eat it?

[bloomtrigger]

I-I'm not sure... I think it's... alive...

[derpsona]

What is this... I don't even...

[bloomtrigger]

Umm... It might not look like the picture, b-b-but... I put a lot of, um, love in it...?

[That phrase always spelled trouble.]

[derpsona]

...That's what they said about Mystery Food X.

[bloomtrigger]

... Huh? 'Mystery Food X'? And who's 'they'...?

[heroine_pimpin]

... That's an interesting color. *To put it lightly.*

How does it taste...?

[bloomtrigger]

[Guess who already tried eating it.]

I... I guess I'll just have to try harder next time... Oh, why is the room spiiiiiiinniiiiing...?

[heroine_pimpin]

*Oh the gosh that girl...!*

N-Noel? Hang in there! Try to drink some water- or better yet - ... ! *brb panicking.*

[bloomtrigger]

W-Water... Right... Right...

[She'll be stumbling to the fridge now. There's the faint sound of *glug* *glug* *glug* before Noel goes back on camera, looking a bit more in better shape that before, though still a bit pale.]

Phew... I-I think... I think I'll be fine...

[snapekillsedgar]

......

[Ever since he discovered this strange Dreamberry device, he's been watching a lot of these kind of videos, but with this one, he's staring... And staring.... And he's feeling more disgusted the more he watches

It's not like he can do any cooking, and maybe this had to do with the adult tastes he had been hearing about... Or maybe this girl in the video just screwed up on the dish.]

... is it supposed to be pink?

[bloomtrigger]

[Noel had finally recovered from the shock of tasting food to see... Oh. What a cute little boy! He looks oddly familiar... Howeer, Noel can't exactly remember who it is.]

N-No... I, um... I think I have a lot more learning to do. Ohhh... This is harder than I thought...

[snapekillsedgar]

... You think? Have you even cooked before?

[bloomtrigger]

I've... tried...? I-I-I never had time to practice because of my job...

[action forever as always] dfkhfkghjkh

[laetatiocaedes]

...

[ ... Noel, that's... that's not food. Carl... sighs, wondering why the girl he'd had that ghost hunting trip with, who was so sweet in the Academy... had to be so bad at cooking. His sister is lucky, possessing no nose. 8| Carl stares at the pixelated, oozing, chemical toxic waste whatever the hell it is with... well... many, many feelings. Mostly disgust, but there's some shock, awe, confusion, stupefaction, but mostly... bewilderment.

... And a bit of familiarity. ]

I... think I've seen this before...

[bloomtrigger]

Oh, hi Carl! It doesn't look anything like the picture, but... I, ummm... put a lot of love into it?

[Your sister may or may not be shaking violently right now. And the memories of her chocolate banana mousse may flash through your mind.]

That reminds me! You've eaten my cooking before back at the academy, right? You seemed to really enjoy it.

[RUN CARL, RUN---]