Attention to all my friends, peers and would-be stalkers:

Yes, I have talked to Promise, and yes, she knows she's my daughter now.

So you can stop talking about me or whatever the heck else it is you're doing.

Now Genius just needs to get his dorky butt back here and I can breathe easy.

I'm gonna be out today. Probably finding a quiet, cool place to settle 'cause it's so damned hot out and I've got the hangover to end all hangovers.

Boss, don't wait up for me. Man-twin, if you come back, don't wait up for me, either. Not like you would normally, of course, but still.

[Added later.]Nikki, when you get the chance, I need to talk ( Read more... )

You know, I think Elvis is responsible for all this crap. Let's find him if he stops vanishing into thin air every time you try to get a good look at him ( Read more... )

If I'm gonna be doing this ninja thing, I need a flashy new codename.

Derrick the Water Beetle? Nah...

Or how about Flash. Yeah. My ninja superhero name shall be FLASH. Genius can be the Water Beetle.

... anyone have any better ideas?

If anyone cares, I'm gonna be at the Hatchery for a while. Volunteered for some extra shifts.

No interest in going down to that city.

Genius. My best buddy, my beloved man-twin, my brother, we need to have a little chat. Just you and me. I'll buy you all the starches you can eat. It's nothing serious, we just need to discuss our [pen taps] home situation ( Read more... )

Man-twin, pack up your bags. I, among others, have joined the elite ranks of the Guides and now have the illustrious job of welcoming naked people to this crazy hippie commune ( Read more... )

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Promise was my daughter.

She was here for months. My daughter was here, I spoke to her and had no idea who she was. No idea.

Now she's gone.

[There's a long pause.]

I really, really don't know how to feel about that.

[[OOC: This memory is from Episode 3, "Hedge Fund Homeboys". Derrick's punishment is to be stuck in a grownup-sized version of THIS for 5 days. BERNARD WILL WUB HER BEST FWEND EVEN MORE

I decided to not blur out the names of Promise's friends since, as I recall, she never mentions them again, but if this is a problem, I can adjust it.]]

( Memory #2 (Sight/Sound) )