Chapter 24. Dude looks like a lady

[bloody_pens]

Well, Genius and I are both old ladies now, so at least we're in good company.

He hasn't stopped screaming for, like, 10 minutes.

[Derrick is his mother, Martha Rodgers.]

Comments

[cruella_dewitt]

YOU WOULD BE SCREAMING TOO IF YOU TURNED INTO YOUR SHE-BOSS!!!!!

[bloody_pens]

You're one step ahead of me, at least- I have no idea who the hell I even am.

[cruella_dewitt]

ITS WORSE WHEN YOU KNOW WHO THEY ARE!!

Oh my God, Catherine would kill me if she knew! I'm pretty sure she would. I have the feeling death would be in my future for being in her body!!!

[bloody_pens]

I guess it really depends on the person, eh? For all I know, this could've been someone I passed on the street once.

Settle down, she's not here, at least.

[spandexisyouth]

This is twice that you have become an old lady then.

Why is he screaming?

[bloody_pens]

Because something about being trapped in the body of this woman he knows is scaring him. He thinks she's going to hurt him somehow.

[spandexisyouth]

How would she find out? She is not here, correct? Do you think a body remembers if it's gone somewhere?

[bloody_pens]

Search me. I think Genius is just being his usual paranoid self.

[live_ringer]

You're a patient man to put up with the whinging and a change in bodies all at once.

[bloody_pens]

What can I say? I do it because I care.

[live_ringer]

So how is it on the other side of the male/female fence?

[bloody_pens]

WEIRD, WEIRD, WEIRD.

I just feel a lot older physically, too. I know Genius jokes about me being an old man, but this is even worse.

[grab_my_bells]

At least being another person is better than being subjected to yourself in woman-form. [[Oh wait. oops. Bell: /hopes Derrick doesn't catch on.]]

[bloody_pens]

... yourself in woman-form, eh?