Voicemail
"I have no bloody idea how this thing works. Why am I talking into this? CAN ANYONE HEAR ME? HELLO? HELLO? Bloody, flaming, useless thing, why do I have to tell it that I'm not here? Clearly I am here. I'm bloody talking to it, aren't I? This is --"
*Beep*
*Beep*
"I don't got happy pills, and I don't need them," she sing-songed. "And you'd better watch what you say to me 'cause crazy phones are not, I know your voice! And flying cars are totally awesome. Can I have one?"
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