A Kiss Is Like . . . Emotional { Part Four & Part Five }
TITLE: A Kiss Is Like . . . Emotional. { Part Four }
AUTHOR: me.
RATING: PG-13.
PAIRING: St.John/Bobby
SUMMARY: "Yeah, but a kiss is like . . . emotional." the older one said.
NOTES: Story told threw dialogue. Bobby is a older then John. There will be twelve parts in this series.
"I'm bored."
"Quit saying that. It's annoying as fuck."
"Your fucks are annoying? No wonder you want to kiss me so bad."
"I. Don't. Want. To. Kiss. You."
"Liar. I know I'm beautiful. You can admit it."
"You're an asshole."
"I'm still bored...If I let you out of the bathroom will you stay and play with me?"
"That's wrong on so many levels."
"Fine. Will you stay?"
"If you stop begging me to kiss you."
"I'm not begging."
"Just open the door...there. Was that so hard?"
"You're cute when you're mad."
"You're weird."
"Yeah, I know. It's the reason you love me so much."
"Ha ha."
"You mean, you don't love me? But what are we going to tell the kids?"
"I hate you."
"We can't tell them that. They'll be scarred for life."
"If you don't shut up, I'm going to scar you for life."
"Sounds kinky."
"I'm leaving." the older one said.
"Don't leave!"
"Get off of me."
"No! You can't leave. You promised! I didn't say anything about kissing."
"You just did."
"That doesn't count!"
"Does so."
"Does not."
"Does so."
"Does not."
"Does--"
"See, it's not that bad."
"I can't believe you just kissed me."
"You liked it."
"That's not the point."
"You just lost your homosexual lip virginity!"
"I'm going to beat you."
"I like it rough."
"Shut up."
"Or what?"
"I-I don't know. Or else."
"You're so weird."
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TITLE: A Kiss Is Like . . . Emotional. { Part Five }
AUTHOR: me.
RATING: PG-13.
PAIRING: St.John/Bobby
SUMMARY: "Yeah, but a kiss is like . . . emotional." the older one said.
NOTES: Story told threw dialogue. Bobby is a older then John. There will be twelve parts in this series.
"Stop looking at me like that." the younger man said.
"How am I looking at you? I'm not looking at you any differently than I normally do."
"Liar. You're looking at me like I'm weird."
"Newsflash. You are weird."
"Okay, fine. You're looking at me like I'm weird in a bad way."
"You are."
"It's not funny."
"Fine. I'm looking at you like you just kissed me."
"I did just k--ohhhhh."
"Yeah, Sherlock."
"But why's that bad? I mean, I kissed you. Big fucking deal. It's not like it was even a good kiss."
"What's that mean?" the older man asked.
"Well, your lips are kind of chapped and you just kind of . . . laid there."
"I was a little shocked. That tends to happen when someone just kisses you out of nowhere."
"It wasn't nowhere. We've been talking about it for, like, an hour."
"I didn't think you'd actually kiss me."
"Then you're stupid. You know I do everything I want to."
"Yeah, well ... this is different."
"Why?"
"Because I didn't know you were going to kiss me!"
"You liked it, didn't you?"
"No!"
"Aww, come on. You can say it. I won't tell."
"I didn't like it!"
"Maybe you didn't like it because it was a surprise. You want to try again?"
"No!"
"You're pissy."
"Bitch."
"Cocksucker."
"That's not funny."
"Considering I just kissed you, it's hilarious." the younger one said.
"That's the reason it's not funny."
"Don't get so touchy. I don't expect a blowjob on the first date...ow! What'd you do that for?"
"You're pissing me off."
"You didn't have to bite me."
"I don't have a lot of options."
"You could have hit me. Oh, wait. I'm holding your hands. That's funny."
"Stop giggling."
"You know, you're in prime position to be taken advantage of." the younger one said.
"Ha ha."
"Do you want me to take advantage of you?"
"If that was supposed to be a seducing voice, you failed miserably."
"Someone's got their smartass comments back."
"Just for you."
"Aww, I feel so special."
"Special people need special help...ow! What the fuck?"
"You bit me first."
"Yeah, but not on your nose. That's fucked up."
"I'm fucked up."
"I know."
"Fucked up the--"
"Shut up!"
"You're really touchy about any homosexual joke at the moment, aren't you?"
"No."
"Liar."
"Am not."
"Whatever."