A Kiss Is Like . . . Emotional { Part Three }
TITLE: A Kiss Is Like . . . Emotional. { Part Three }
AUTHOR: me.
RATING: PG-13.
PAIRING: St.John/Bobby
SUMMARY: "Yeah, but a kiss is like . . . emotional." the older one said.
NOTES: Story told threw dialogue. Bobby is a older then John. There will be Eleven parts in this series.
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"Let me out of the bathroom."
"I already said no."
"I'll scream."
"Ooh, I'm really scared."
"This isn't funny."
"Pout some more. Your lip might stay stuck that way."
"You can't see my lip."
"I know what you look like when you pout. You do it fifty percent of the time."
"Do not!" the older man said.
"Do so!"
"Not!"
"So!"
"Not!"
"You're boring me again."
"You're a freak."
"Name calling bores me, too, remember? You know, if you would have just kissed me none of this would have happened."
"Why do you want me to kiss you so bad?"
"So you'll shut up about kissing me. Besides, I haven't gotten laid in about a month, so I figure I might as well."
"So, I'm a last resort?"
"You sound hurt."
"Well, that's mean.
"Okay, so first you discuss kissing me. Then you refuse to kiss me. And now you're all pissy because . . . I don't know why. Because you're PMSing, probably."
"Well, if I was going to kiss you, hypothetically, I wouldn't want to kiss you just because you haven't gotten laid in a month."
"Then why would you want to kiss me?"
"I don't know. I guess I'd just want to know it was mutual."
"I already told you that you had a cute ass."
"It's not the same thing."
"Stop being so mature. You're starting to scare me." the younger one said.
"Have you ever kissed a guy before?"
"What?"
"You heard me. Have you ever kissed a guy before?"
"Yeah. Like once, at this party. Have yo-ou?"
"No."
"Awww. Are you afraid to lose your homosexual lip virginity to me?"
"What the hell? Homosexual lip virginity? You need to get a hobby."
"I thought I had one."
"No."
"My hobby is annoying you."
"Get a different hobby."
"But this one's so much fun."
"I hate you."
"No, you don't. I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and--"
"Stop singing!"
"Why?"
"Because you're annoying me, that's why."
"That's a stupid reason."
"You're a stupid reason."
"That didn't make any sense."
"I know. I'm working on it."