INBOX.

[bloodthirsted]

You're free to leave a message, though a response is far from guaranteed, unless I really like you. Besides, if it's all that important, why not meet me in person?

I'm excellent company, I assure you.

[ DRAMATIC SIGH. ]

How technology has spoiled the nation.

[ Beeeeeep. :| ]

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» voicemail

[accentors]

Just because I'm not wearing it now doesn't mean I don't have it at all, Damon.

[ Her voice is surprisingly calm, considering she's lying through her teeth. NGL, it probably took her about five times practicing this to herself before she could work up the nerve to call and leave a message.

She's just glad she got his voicemail, instead of him. ]

Stay the hell away from me.

[bloodthirsted]

[ He's not replying to this, it's okay sweetheart he knows you're lying anyway. :') ]