Array 019 [Voice//Video]

[bloodseal_soul]

[A clatter, and the PCD turns on, right in the middle of what sounds like a teenage girl screaming bloody murder.]

TH-TH-TH ONE NIGHT I SLEPT WITHOUT A SHIRT-!!!

[A girl comes on the PCD, obviously Al but with SLIGHTLY more feminine features.]

Tell me I'm not the only one...!

Comments

[shadedsunlight]

Alphonse?

[bloodseal_soul]

[Squeak.]

GINIA?!

[shadedsunlight]

That's correct. Are you all right?

[bloodseal_soul]

I-I-I-I-

[More helpless stuttering.]

This isn't freaking you out?!

[urzu_two]

Awww, come on, it's not so bad!

[bloodseal_soul]

MY SHIRT DOESN'T FIT.

[urzu_two]

That happens when you get boobs.

[Private // Unhackable]

[bloodseal_soul]

[Incoherent sputtering.]

They're-they-

LOOK.

[The camera swings down, and Al pulls his shirt down to show an almost astonishing amount of cleavage. He's at LEAST a D-cup.]

[girls_and_toys]

...do you need help, Alphonse? ♥

[bloodseal_soul]

N-no... it just s-scared me...

[girls_and_toys]

It sure does seem so, my dear.

[bloodseal_soul]

It didn't get you too? You still seem normal...

[mortis_karin]

Another beautiful girl, I see. And so cute too. <3

May I have the right to know your name miss?

[bloodseal_soul]

[Blushing, followed by more stuttering.]

... Alphonse.

[mortis_karin]

Alphonse? What a beautiful name. May I have the privilege to be friends with you?

My name is Mochizuki Ryoji. Pleased to meet you! <3

[bloodseal_soul]

Umm... okay...? I-I mean...

Pleased to meet you too, Ryoji.

[rokkuseikatsu]

AL?!

NONONO!

NO WE'VE GOTTA GO TRAIN TOMORROW!

[bloodseal_soul]

.........

...........

...

[Something muffled by a pillow.]

[rokkuseikatsu]

Come on, you've got to!

Just turn it off!

[bloodseal_soul]

[Al's voice climbs unnaturally high, even for a girl.]

WHAT DO YOU MEAN, TURN IT OFF?!