Cheese wiz: the food of terrorists

Nov 05, 2006 22:10

Has anyone else noticed that cheese wiz fits all the criteria the US Government has set for things that should not be allowed on planes because items of that kind could be used to destroy stuff? It's the food of terrorists, apparently. So, remember: don't eat cheeze in a can. It's un-American.

Also, Saddam is officially "guilty." Duh...

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mobikins November 6 2006, 17:12:50 UTC
i could put cheeze wiz on the soles of my shoes and then light it on fire on a plane.

and what would surprise me is if both bushes and clinton were also found guilty and executed. would return a lil bit of my faith in the "justice" system.

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soorim November 8 2006, 00:31:22 UTC
You could attack someone with the bottle and then hiijack the plane. or maybe the makers of cheese wiz are funding terrorist activities.
Did you get home okay?

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bloodb4roses November 8 2006, 06:19:10 UTC
Yep, safe and sound as usual. Can't say the same for the guy who tried to jump me. (Kidding. No one's seems to be stupid enough to jump me here.)

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mobikins November 8 2006, 18:01:16 UTC
*jumps you, glomp-wise* muha!!!

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