IT'S POETRY IN MOTION!

[blood_crow]

Title: Declawed
Pairing: Mayuri x Yoruichi
Rating: NC-17
Warnings: Het stuff, Mayuri-sama engaged in sexy activities, fufufu >8D
Disclaimer: I do not own Bleach, I only steal its characters so I can go on perverted conquests via fan fics. Also, all characters involved in sexual situations are fictional and above the legal age of consent in the state of

Comments

[blood_crow]

XDDDD

I'm actually very flattered that it's my het fics (with the exception of Choke) that bring you, a yaoi fan, out of the woodwork!! You're feedback on this really means a lot to me! It's very important to me that I don't compromise anyone's personality for the sake of a pairing, so I'm so happy that you pointed that out *_*

Thank you so much for commenting!! *hugs*

AND PFFFT, RENJI AND STARRK 4EVA ♥♥♥ XDD

[foxflare]

♥ ♥ ♥

YESSS. It's more gorgeous than ever -- the new bits work perfectly! Thank YOU for writing it! (And thank goodness for your email, lol.)

[blood_crow]

I was going to reply to the email and personally answer all your comments, but I started doing edits at the same time and got carried away and ended up posting beforehand. HA! But then you got some surprises, yes?!

Speaking of which, I just wanted to say that them going at it in the shower and Mayuri looking at his periodic table shower curtain? YES PLEASE! THAT IS SO WIN. I want to see you write this *g*

[foxflare]

I hate surprises! --But these are very much an exception to that rule. ^___^ The "lucky tabby" thing made me headdesk, like OH NOW I GET IT! BRILLIANT! I looove the idea that some of his scars after that ended up being from her. 8B

Fffff I'll give it a shot. *g* (Gawd, I think it's slowly becoming head-canon for me that they only ever have sex in bathrooms, present post [mostly] excluded. XD)

[blood_crow]

I hate surprises too~ BUT HUSH, YOU KNOW YOU LOVED THIS ONE ♥

Yes yes, give it a shot XD I know you'll pull it off awesomely -- you were the one with the idea of Mayuri/Yoruichi to start with. And I'm not forgetting about the one with Soifon either *squints* So I'll be waiting!!

(Fufu, it just fits them, that's why. I was imagining them going at it in showers too XD It'd be...hygienic for Mayuri? And Yoruichi being the tiger that she is, enjoys the water.)

[drabbleandfluff]

OH FUCK YES!!

I was jonesing for Mayuri pRon!! THANK YOU!

The image of him sans paint, like his post-Ishida fight... and damn, Yoruichi riding him while he's helpless but to take it (and like it)??!! YES PLEASE!!

Verrry nice!

[blood_crow]

I GOT YOU TO READ SOME HET, NEE NUR!! XD

I think Mayuri is very sexy without his paint. All that dark (and scarred) skin, and his awesomely blue hair. YUM. He does like it, even if he'll never admit to it. But that's irrelevant to someone like Yoruichi, anyway, because she's the type of woman that has fun for herself and not no stinkin' man :P

[xglimpsex]

...You... This...
You're right.
It so totally works for me.

[blood_crow]

Right?
And the lack of love for what I think is such a kick-ass pairing!!
DDX

But perhaps the majority of het fans don't want to see someone like Mayuri fucking? Haha. I'm very fond of these two, though. This is my first writing a het pairing that I like as much as my slash pairings, and that excites me.

[xglimpsex]

It's a quite intreguing pair, that's for sure.
My favorite Het pairing is still Akon/Lisa.
I just can't get it out of my head.

[blood_crow]

And funnily enough, they're the first pairing that's given me ideas for official BDSM themes. I say funnily because normally het BDSM is a turn off for me.

Oh! Well your Akon/Lisa is my favorite het pairing by someone else, without a doubt. I'm so in love with the idea :D I just meant that Mayuri/Yoruichi is my favorite to write personally.

If you can't get it out of your head then you outta let your typing fingers release it >.>