Passing random post.

[blondie_lottie]

FYI, I love this website: Dear Blank, please blank.

Dear Facebook,
Please add an "in a bromance with" relationship option.
Sincerely, Two Bros.

Dear Argument,
Hey, sorry I'm late. What did I miss?
Sincerely, Witty Comeback.

Dear people who order salads at McDonalds,
Let's get real, that's like going to a strip club for a hug.
Sincerely, everyone loves

Comments

[jackdante]

If my icon isn't relevant to the first one, I will have a big sad. ;___;

[blondie_lottie]

It is relevant! Not the pairing I was thinking of but now it totally is! :D

[jackdante]

IT AIN'T A PAIRIN'! SLASH ME AN' MY BRO AN' I'LL SLASH YER GODDAMN FACE!

*channels Victor, ahem*

I totally agree with the McDonalds one there, though. If I get fast food, I want big thick greasy slabs of artery-clogging tastiness, not some wilting fronds of wet lettuce.

[blondie_lottie]

Uhuh.

[Smirk.]

I know! It's like I really want to hit those people because if they wanted a salad why didn't they just go to the supermarket! It's a fast food joint designed to clog your arteries with burgery goodness!