Can somebody take me home?

Mar 12, 2010 15:59



You meet a wizard in downtown Chicago. The wizard tells you he can make you more attractive if you pay him money. When you ask how this process works, the wizard points to a random person on the street. You look at this random stranger. The wizard says, "I will now make them a dollar more attractive." He waves his magic wand. Ostensibly, this ( Read more... )

books: chuck klosterman

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jillianfish March 12 2010, 23:19:11 UTC
As much cash as I have in my wallet. Or a twenty from the ATM. And I make him sign a contract that if I don't look or feel any sexier, I get my money back and he gets his attractiveness back. lol.

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