"This is Dinah Lance! Leave a number or text and I'll probably get back to you as soon as I'm done texting or talking to whoever I'm on the phone with right this very second."
She'd tossed the entire tent... literally, since she'd had to pack the tent itself too, and couldn't find it ANYWHERE and Momoko was very close to panicking. Hopefully Dinah would pick up the phone?
"EW!" okay, apparently Dinah's brain wasn't working. "Not that Warren! Ew! Ew! Ew! My Warren! Warren Peace! Remember? My ex who left me because of 'issues'?"
She ran a hand through her bangs, trying to even picture her and this Warren... "Are you sure you were talking to Priestly? Maybe one of his lookalikes was playing a joke on you."
"Maybe?" THat kind of seemed more plausible, in retrospect. "Still. He knew me, and... I dunno. I think it was him." Now she was even more unsure.
"Ohhhh! Duh. Uh, I'd tell you that he'd really have to prove himself, not just say he didn't have issues, and do you really want to get back together with him when you're all about Jaime? Seriously?"
"Oh, well... we have tourists visiting? I guess." Dinah had heard Radio but was a little unclear on the details there. "And they're kind of freaking people out. Knowing things."
"I don't even know, it's like the thing with girls asking Priestly to sign their breasts. And there's a stripper pole at Caritas now." Which, would you strip in the presence of zombies? Nooooo. "And making really personal remarks about people's relationships... I'm hoping they go home soon." She paused. "Do you think I should visit Haven with Jak after this weekend?"
"Stripper pole..." Momoko eyed the phone. Okay that was weird, but... well, it was a bar, and they'd seen stranger things in bars.
"No you should not! You will come back here after this weekend and we will talk about it." Momoko sighed. "You've never been this way about Jak before, Dinah. What's going on?"
"Okay, now that? Was weird," Dinah said, sounding more like herself again. "Priestly started calling him names, and just about challenged him to a fight. PRIESTLY."
"Come on come on, PICK UuuuuuUUUUUuuuP!"
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"Also, I think Jak's gotten buffer. It's pretty awesome."
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"Whoah. Wait. He signed someone's... are you sure it was Priestly? That sounds more like old!Dean..."
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Okay, yeah, that much of Dinah's brain was working.
"He told me. He has 'fans.' He was all, 'yeah, babe, I'm gonna see the hot chick again later' which was very...."
Not Priestly.
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She ran a hand through her bangs, trying to even picture her and this Warren... "Are you sure you were talking to Priestly? Maybe one of his lookalikes was playing a joke on you."
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"Ohhhh! Duh. Uh, I'd tell you that he'd really have to prove himself, not just say he didn't have issues, and do you really want to get back together with him when you're all about Jaime? Seriously?"
...no, she was not making the connection. At all.
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"And I bet it's not Priestly at all. So what else is going on? Anything fun? What am I missing?"
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"No you should not! You will come back here after this weekend and we will talk about it." Momoko sighed. "You've never been this way about Jak before, Dinah. What's going on?"
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Not this fast, though. "Anyway. I'm going to enjoy my vacation, and go running with Priestly, and... see what happens. You know?"
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Speaking of... "What does Priestly say about Jak being back?"
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No, you're not gonna believe this one.
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"Hey Dinah, you're not, like the daughter of a dry cleaning mafia family or anything right?"
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