Waging War with Badgers?

[blogtastic_dee]

From the most recent Newsweek's Perspectives page:

"We can categorically state that we have not released man-eating badgers into the area."

-Maj. Mike Shearer, spokesman for the U.K. military in Iraq, on rumors that British forces had released aggressive carnivorous badgers in Basra

Comments

[serendipitygirl]

........
I have no words.

[blogtastic_dee]

There are none, really.

[evanesse]

I can't believe they had to get their spokesman to officially state this. People are fucking nuts!

Wait, these badgers have been trained to only eat terrorists, right? ;)

Things that make you go, "Hmm."

[blogtastic_dee]

Badgers ARE tough little fuckers! Maybe a highly trained force of them could prevail where we couldn't.