Mead is Good Stuff

[blkheartpriest]

30% alcohol says it all

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[spell_master]

First, it was not necessarily a 'date,' other me. I was providing a way for her to experience a festival that was important to her traditions, one that she would have not been able to celebrate otherwise.

And it is disappointing that you choose not to share. I obtained some pomegranate wine for the celebration, though we did not drink it yet. It may be suitable for comparison, and I am rather curious as to what this 'mead' is like, since you speak so highly of it.

Though I likely should not even ask the question.

[evilsexmonkey]

Ah, so that's how they do it, good to know. And here I thought it might involve having people they could trust.

Clearly. I think I suspected that after you made such a fuss about your hetero status.

[morecashthanyou]

Trust is for fools.

If you were being hit on by even half as many people as me, you would understand why the last thing I need is a rumour that I'm available to both sexes.

[evilsexmonkey]

And thus the world has an answer why you don't seem to trust your brother: you don't.

As a retired sexgod, I can't say that I do. I can however say with complete sincerity that I wasn't the one to start the rumor about you and Sieg-love.

[morecashthanyou]

Not an inch of it.

. . . sex god? On what planet are you even remotely considered sex god material? AND A RUMOUR ABOUT ME AND WHOM?

[evilsexmonkey]

This planet, unless I've been moved to another planet without noticing. I didn't really want to be considered a sexgod though, so I stopped. And I assume 'Sieg-love' would refer to Siegfried von Schraider, unless you know anyone else who might recieve such an obnoxious pet name from anyone.

[morecashthanyou]

. . . Who is this person, and where can I assure their slow and painful death?

[evilsexmonkey]

Who is what person?
If you mean the one who started calling me a sexgod, I have no clue; for awhile lots of people were saying it, to the point that it got annoying.
If you mean whoever started the rumor, I have no clue.
If you mean Schraider... er, I assume you don't, since we were talking about him on your first journal entry and clearly you know who he is.

[blkheartpriest]

What you 'need' is to take yourself elsewhere. There's only room enough for one asshole in this city. Spot's taken. Move on.

[morecashthanyou]

I resent that. Giving blunt advice does not amount to being an asshole.

Telling me to move out of town simply because it pleases you, however, fits the bill quite nicely.

[spell_master]

I do not see the need to commit such a base act. There are other ways to show one that you care about their well being. Those are perfectly satisfactory.

[morecashthanyou]

I love listening to vrgins say stuff like this. Because then, later, after they've had sex and disappeared for a week, I can remind them that it really isn't necessary, and they can't understand why anybody would do such a thing.

[spell_master]

If I have disappeared for a week, I can assure you that was not the cause.

[morecashthanyou]

I can assure you that someday somebody's going to startle you into it, and then you're going to turn into a total nymphomaniac.

[spell_master]

I think not.

[morecashthanyou]

Keep telling yourself that.