My best conversation today:

Thomas: I am going home to make some Cheetos.
Me: Make Cheetos?
Thomas: I have some at home.
Me: But you didn't make them.
Thomas: I know, but I am going to pretend I did.

He's 6.

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Don't they know the difference between GORILLAS and GUERRILLAS???

Poor apes. :(

Since I am playing hookey today and staying home with sick Camboy:

OMG watch this!

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When you see this guy on American Idol, think of me.


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Are you an Everyday Normal Guy, mother fucker?

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Last night listening to Shawn on the phone with his cell phone company speaking very decisively ( Read more... )

OMG, so I am watching Chuck on NBC and he has all the governments secrets in his head, right?

So Chuck starts rattling them off and he says, "Oceanic Flight 815 was shot down by..." and he cuts off.

LMAO!!! What a hilarious geek moment! And LOST isn't even on NBC, it's on ABC.

This spam mail made me snort Sprite Zero:

My boyfriend's putz keeps slipping out.

Best spam I got today...

Subject: Make your dick bigger than a Statue of Liberty with Penis Enlarge Patch.

Shoutout for the day: drama_boy! *smooches*