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Back on base

Oct 26, 2010 11:33

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blitzwing_rules October 26 2010, 22:25:03 UTC

*engine growls* Yeah, that'll go over well. Forget that there were humans crawlin' all over the place when we got there? Wanna bet that one of them got footage? You'd be better off tryin' to spin this as the nutty fragger was kidnappin' the Autobot to draw them away so we could go rescue them.

*snorts in amusement* Y'know, funny, but if he was tryin' to off the Constructicons, his little vanishin' act might have saved their lives. Can you imagine how much worse they'd look if we'd had to use the heavy artillery above 'em to clear the Autobots out? *laughs* Flatter 'n a gasket seal.

plan2perfection October 26 2010, 22:41:55 UTC

Exactly, Blitzwing. You understand what I want perfectly. *Begins to work the solvent down Blitzwing's cannon.*

blitzwing_rules October 26 2010, 22:54:16 UTC

*half-shrugs and shifts to give Onslaught better access* Whatever, as long as Megatron doesn't slag the lot of us for it.

plan2perfection October 26 2010, 23:06:24 UTC

Of course he won't. *Continues to clean the cannon using his own supplies along with the solvent.* What the frag were you doing with the Autobot to get this much glue down here?

blitzwing_rules October 26 2010, 23:15:39 UTC

*gritted* Trying to shoot the psychotic nutcase. He decided to throw a fraggin' grenade filled with glue down there.

plan2perfection October 27 2010, 00:34:59 UTC

*Pulls a glob of glue out of the barrel.* I hadn't realized that the inventor had such good aim. Unless ... *grins under his mask, not quite able to hide the fact that he's relishing this* Unless you let him into hand-to-hand range. Is that what happened, Blitzwing?

blitzwing_rules October 27 2010, 00:55:00 UTC

*grumbles* He fried my gyros, so I was in tank-mode. Fragger dive-bombed me, then turns around and charges me with that fraggin' glue-thing while I had my turret pointed at his head. He's crazier than Vortex!

plan2perfection October 27 2010, 01:01:44 UTC

Hunh. A car dive-bombed you? Interesting. *Tries very hard not to laugh at the mental image* If you'd like, my team and I can help you learn to deal with such a situation.

blitzwing_rules October 27 2010, 01:17:47 UTC

I don't need to "learn how to deal with" having a car bounce off my armor. Fragger barely scratched my paint with that idiotic stunt. *sour* So unless you got a tactical write-up on what to do if you get grounded by an unstable engineer armed with a random assortment of grenades designed to annoy and incapacitate, stuff it.

plan2perfection October 27 2010, 01:22:18 UTC

I work with two sociopaths, one of which uses a gyro gun and the other a glue gun. I think I might be able to offer a few pointers on how to deal with the situation, should it happen again. Of course, if you're only after information about insane inventors, then perhaps you should seek out Scrapper's advice.

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