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Episode 1 [Audio]

Oct 17, 2009 01:06

Well now, this is certainly different.

[A low voice comes up over the comm, followed by absent mumbling. It doesn't sound angry, but cautious and guarded.]

Now I just... oh, is this rolling?

[Rustling, and then a faint hum of another electronic device. The voice comes back, this time calm, suave, and very energetic.]Ah, perfect, I've still got ( Read more... )

#billy, #kleiver, #razer, favourite punchbag, he is totally on a leash, #baron praxis, !mizo, #ashelin, #jak

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1/I DON'T EVEN KNOW DON'T ASK ME farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:20:28 UTC

2/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:21:26 UTC

3/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:22:25 UTC

[He should probably say something here, right?]

4/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:23:16 UTC

[He should REALLY say something here.]

5/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:23:48 UTC

[BUT WHAT THE CRAP SHOULD HE EVEN SAY.]

6/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:24:34 UTC

[Well he could--]

7/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:25:03 UTC

[...No.]

8/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:25:30 UTC

[Or maybe--]

9/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:26:00 UTC

[...No.]

10/IDEK farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:26:43 UTC

[SIGH.]

11/11 DONE NOW OH MY GOD farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:28:47 UTC

[He sounds almost completely at-ease. Nonplussed and unfazed as ever. Inside he is still FLIPPING HIS SHIT. Fake it fake it fake it.]

Well, fancy meeting you here.

Re: 11/11 DONE NOW OH MY GOD blitzmeister October 17 2009, 06:36:56 UTC

Why Razer.

[Blitz can't believe what's going on. Jak, and now Razer? What is this? But this is good; he has Razer here, which means someone on his side. Someone he can use. He'll pump Razer for information.]

Seems like a bit of a reunion going on here. Any particular reason for this?

now with the RIGHT ICON lol farfairersoul October 17 2009, 06:41:40 UTC

Ah, none that can be readily explained, I am afraid.

[He sounds so nonchalant, but he's honestly pretty freaked to hell right now. Last he knew, he'd just lost the Blue Eco Cup to Jak and his kind and compassionate boss hadn't seen fit to punish him for it yet. He's kind of hoping Blitz is from a timeframe where THAT HASN'T HAPPENED YET.]

You are on a ship that is not a ship, called the Elegante, and we are all on our way to some place called the Golden Shore. Or so the crew says.

[Paaaauuuuse. There's the click of a lighter as Razer lights up--like hell if he's not smoking through this. He doesn't want to do this. He really doesn't want to do this. But there's a reason he's Mizo's lieutenant, and part of that has to do with cowtowing now and then. Dammit.]

I suppose I could offer to, ah, give you the tour? If you are interested, of course, I do know all too well how you like to keep yourself busy.

Re: now with the RIGHT ICON lol blitzmeister October 17 2009, 07:08:35 UTC

[He's trying hard to keep his TV face, but nothing Razer or anyone else is saying is making sense. A ship that is not a ship? Golden Shore? That doesn't sound like any place Blitz knows of, but if there's someone he can trust to explain things, it's Razer.]

A tour, yes... a tour would be good. See the streets, catch some footage; it'll make great filler for off season in Kras! Busy is the way to go for these kinds of things.

[He smirks at the click of the lighter, always amused by Razers habbits.]

You can do an interview over it, too, and we can talk about the whole story here, who's running this operation, everyone here...

[He trails off, and then in a deeper voice, says,]

Certain races, even.

farfairersoul October 17 2009, 07:18:41 UTC

[The best way to describe how Razer feels at that last statement is this: Imagine a kid who was given a sledgehammer to break up some rocks in the back yard. Easy stuff, really, he's done it dozens of times before. Only this time the rocks ATTACKED HIM and broke the sledgehammer. And now he has to go talk to his dad about it.

...Not that Mizo is or will ever be a father figure to Razer, dear god no, but the feeling is similar.]

You spoke of fire, so I am assuming you are in deck...eleven.

[Like Razer. Wow, Redd really hates him.]

If you will just move along and find your room number, I will be with you as soon as I am able.

[People come back from the dead here, right? Yeah. Okay. He's good, then.]

blitzmeister October 17 2009, 07:40:36 UTC

[Room number, room number... places with room numbers are hotels and cruise ships, and where are room numbers always positioned in those places? The door. He gets up to check.]

Looks like... 2385!

[He glances down the hall at the very literal fire he can see down the hall to his left. It reminds him of the flaming wreckage his car was in after that final race with Jak and that doesn't leave a good taste in his mouth.]

Always nice to have a familiar face, isn't it, Razer?

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