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[blitzbrained]

~A FEW THOUGHTS~-So Word of God is that the only reason there were any Autobots at all after the Allspark was deliberately lost (although honestly it would provide a lot more reason for the Decepticons to make fun of the Autobots, I mean, there are only so many ways you can dance around the phrase before you have to man up and say "Oh sorry we kind

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[blitzbrained]

BECAUSE OBVIOUSLY DETAILS AREN'T AS IMPORTANT AS ~*~BABBY MAKING~*~ SO THE KID CAN BE KAWAII and SPARKLY and DESU and people can get the chance to use "OHHHH HE/SHE LOOKS JUST LIKE HIS FATHER/MOTHER" or "[INSERT GLURGEY CLICHE PARENTAL PHRASE HERE]".

With robots.

Somehow, I don't see the appeal. B|

(Granted I played that out ONCE but that was in an AU of an AU wrapped in a soft taco shell, so it doesn't really count.)

And honestly I could see an Autobot trying to do that, after the Allspark had disappeared! But since I am a sadist:

blitzbrained: Man I can imagine a parent, after the Allspark has been lost and there is no chance for another child to be had
blitzbrained: losing their child, due to war or an accident
blitzbrained: And kind of snapping.
poisontea: fff oh god
poisontea: suddenly, ~RABBIT CHAPTER OF PSOH~
blitzbrained: And they try making another one, and they know it's basically a doll, but they just make it look like the dead 'bot and carry it around and tell it that "everything will be fine, I'll take care of you"
blitzbrained: and for others it's kind of weird and scary and blitzbrained: Because they

[blitzbrained]

AHHHHHHH THAT SOUNDS TERRIBLE wrynnnnnn /cries

Yyyyeah I think people would be just like "HEY THAT'S NOT REAL" and shed be like "NO SHUT UP SHUT UP" /ATTACKS

Or you know have a breakdown if they punted it. And cry and say that they were a bad parent.

(Based on an actual true story. 8( )

Well, at least it's slightly more logical than actual human mpreg? Although there are the fics that have the robots actually show signs of pregnancy and go through all that shit and you know right about there is where I stop reading and start wanting to kill things with my bare hands.

[elycien_xiii]

My personal favorite Transformers-reproduction idea (and by "favorite" I mean "makes me want to gouge someone's eyes out") is this bit from a certain fic, and I quote:

"She just hoped that she would have started growing little life inside her already; hoping that BumbleBee's little sparkling makers had merged with her egg to create the sparkling she wanted with him, and NOT Megatron."

This being from Mary Sue's point of view, and let me repeat that: little sparkling makers.

...whyyyyyyyyy did I subject myself to that fic D8

[blitzbrained]

I DON'T KNOW, ELYCIEN, WHY DID YOU. IT IS A MYSTERY TO US ALL.

...And fuck robot biology DOES NOT WORK THAT WAY THEY ARE NOT SQUISHY UNDER THE METAL THEY ARE ALL METAL IN FACT WHICH IS WHY THEY ARE ROBOTS AND NOT "HUMANS THAT ARE ROBOTS IN DISGUISE, AND ARE ACTUALLY "ROBOTS IN DISGUISE""

Just fuck goddamn shit.

[elycien_xiii]

yes, seriously :|

~*BREAKING NEWS*~ PEOPLE

those "robots in disguise"?

are ROBOTS

IT'S SHOCKING I KNOW