Holiday Feast Fail

[blithescribe]

I realize that relative levels of cooking prowess differ from person to person. Not everyone is a gourmet cook, nor should they be. But if you are the sort of person who cannot follow a "thaw green beans, open canned mushroom soup, mix together..." level of recipe without adult supervision, well, apparently Marie Calendar has your back:

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[adriannevandal]

I hear tell of people incapable of boiling water, so I'm not surprised...

[blithescribe]

I hear of them, but have never actually met such a person. Incapable of hardboiling an egg? Yes. Incapable of cooking bacon without burning it beyond recognition? Yes. But thus far not someone incapable of boiling water.