things yoda says before, during, and after sex

[blissfully_torn]

1. "Ahhh! It's Yoda's little friend you seek!"
2. "Nerrrm. Put a shield on my sabre, I must."
3. "Feel the force!"
4. "Foreplay, cuddling: a Jedi craves not these things."
5. "Down here, I am. Find a ladder, I will!"

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[remainsofme]

Ewww....