Homecoming

[blinner]

Phone Rings

Me: Hello?
Mom: I can't pee.
Me: ......what?
Mom: They won't let me come home 'til I pee.
Me: Oooooh. I thought you were one of those lewd callers with a fetish.
Mom: Who says I'm not?

aaaaaaaaand scene

Comments

[sirloafalot]

Scrubs = best, btw. There's nothing wrong with watching it. Do you find yourself getting teary-eyed at most of the endings, or is it just me?

I'm sure your Mom is home now, and probably doing pretty ok. If she doesn't want her morphine, I'll take it. I love that itch. ;P

[blinner]

I love me some Scrubs. I was just using that as an example of my doing nothing. But yeah, I do get teary-eyed at a lot of the episodes.

And the morphine is sadly gone. All that is left is good old fashioned percocet!

[capraesque]

Good to see you back, and I'm glad you're mom is okay.

I'm glad she won't be a morphine addict, because those are no fun. I know from experience.

I just started new meds. They are cancer drugs.

Scrubs makes me cry too.

[blinner]

Thanks yo.

I've never taken morphine, actually. Always percocet. I bet it'd make me itch like a mofo, though.

Ugh, that sucks. Chemo type junk or less harsh?

Scrubs is awesome.