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[blindbandit]

Mmm.

Here's some advice for you all: whenever someone says 'Come on, I know it smells bad, but it'll taste just like chicken pig,' avoid the suffering and punch them in the face before trying it.

No need to thank me. Yes, I know it's brilliant.

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[markovincognita]

...Do I even wanna know what you wound up eating?

[blindbandit]

Nope.

But I'm going to tell you anyway.

Giant caterpillar-worm.

[markovincognita]

AAAAUGH. Eeeew. Eew. Gross, gross, gross.

You didn't, like, feel it inside you, did you?

[blindbandit]

Nah, Sokka cooked it first so it was good and dead.

Which made it smell worse, actually.

[blindbandit]

You don't have those where you live? What do you people eat?