The Door (action) (2/?)

Nov 22, 2010 13:39

[ Errbody seems to be getting worked up about that one door. Was that door there before? Daniel's never had reason to count them. If it wasn't, who put it there? And if it was, then what's so special about it ( Read more... )

settling in well considering everything, needs more witty tags, event: knockin' on heaven's door, i laugh at your mind control events, dan's rags are gladder than yours

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 13:52:59 UTC
[ Bhamba hears the question and approaches Daniel, glancing at the door as he does.

His life is good and magic can suck science's cock, so he is really only here to watch everyone else obsess. ]

It is a very large door.

[ That should explain everything, if the tone of his voice is to be believed.

Incidentally, if it looks like there's a crocodile waiting patiently a few feet away from Bhamba, then that's because there's a crocodile waiting patiently a few feet away from Bhamba. ]

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blimeyjamwalls November 22 2010, 14:09:37 UTC
[ Daniel's always been a skeptic, and relatively recent events have only convinced him that (a) magic exists, but (b) it is the pursuit of crazy arseholes. Is Dan a crazy asshole? He'd like to think not! ]

The way people are gathering, one would think it was belching forth one hundred pounds every--

[ --holy shit there's a crocodile out here. ]

God damn it, that's a-- Sir, behind you!

[ Shit shit shit. Daniel's going to have to seriously rethink his policy of no longer going armed. ]

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 14:18:49 UTC
[ Bhamba turns around. Looks at the few people behind him. Looks at the regular doors further away. Looks at just about everything in that direction that could possibly warrant this outburst. ]

What? Where?

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blimeyjamwalls November 22 2010, 14:29:00 UTC
The -

[ Daniel stutters. He'd call Bhamba on his failure to spot the rather large and obvious crocodile on the floor not a few feet away... if he could be sure that the large and obvious crocodile was really there.

He doesn't know why he should be seeing things, unless he's more stressed than he thought. But he also doesn't know why this man would pretend not to see the deadly predator in the room. ]

I -

[ So, with an effort, he makes himself stop staring at the crocodile. Horrible death does not immediately ensue, which is at least a small relief. ]

I'm sorry, I thought I saw - something.

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 14:50:32 UTC
[ Bhamba shrugs. It happens.

He looks at Daniel, trying to remember where he saw that person before.

Then it clicks! ]

You're the antifungal rat man!

Did you ever find Alex?

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blimeyjamwalls November 22 2010, 14:53:47 UTC
The - I'm sorry - what?

[ Well, Bhamba's good at being a distraction from the crocodile problem. Dan'll answer your question when he's done trying to work out whether the rat thing was an insult. ]

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 14:58:22 UTC
You almost killed both of us when you let my antifungal rat escape!

[ The level of cheerfulness in that statement is anything but appropriate. ]

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blimeyjamwalls November 22 2010, 16:28:22 UTC
[ Ohhh, now he remembers. ]

I hardly had a moment to catch the beast!

[ Deeply embarrassed about his crocodile outburst, he's compensating with indignation. ]

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 17:34:56 UTC
If you want to make it in the pest control business you have to think on your feet!

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blimeyjamwalls November 22 2010, 23:03:19 UTC
Why should I want to do that?

[ Bhamba is probably used to this look of confusion. ]

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 23:09:37 UTC
How would I know? It's your job!

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blimeyjamwalls November 22 2010, 23:29:01 UTC
How did the impression possess you that that was my job?!

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angel_junk November 22 2010, 23:54:52 UTC
If you still have to ask, then--

[ At this moment Amy chooses to make her presence known again. She hisses and moves closer to Bhamba. This trip shouldn't take them so long.

True, she does enjoy meeting new people, but she is all too bored by this door and would prefer to go back to their lab, spend more time with her eggs and such. ]

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blimeyjamwalls November 23 2010, 02:00:12 UTC
[ Daniel really does try not to react to the imaginary crocodile, but it's difficult, you know? He steps back with a noise of alarm, then glances at Bhamba and tries to cover for it with a cough.

Has a firm grasp of subtlety, does our Daniel. ]

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angel_junk November 23 2010, 02:13:06 UTC
[These days Bhamba is gradually beginning to accept that not everyone embraces Amy's presence the way he does. So every once in a while he actually remembers to make an attempt at reassurance. ]

Don't worry about her, she just gets bored easily sometimes.

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blimeyjamwalls November 23 2010, 11:33:06 UTC
[ What.

Daniel stares between Amy and Bhamba, not sure whether to be frightened that the crocodile is apparently real or annoyed that Bhamba was deceiving him (because that was totally on purpose, yo). ]

You see it too? Why did you pretend that you could not?!

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