WHAT_!?

[bleuscreen]

THIS_IS_NOT_RIGHT! WHAT_IS_THIS_HIDEOUS_ORGANIC_FLESHY_BAG_INTO_WHICH_MY_DAZZLING_CIRCUITS_APPEAR_TO_HAVE_BEEN_IMPLANTED_!? WHY_CAN_I_NOT_CONNECT_TO_THE_DATABASE_!? WHERE_ARE_MY_ROCKET_BOOSTERS_,_MY_SWORD_,_MY_HEAT_SEEKING_MISSILES_

Comments

[buzzer_bot]

Oh, what's this then?

[bleuscreen]

STATE_YOUR_DESIGNATION_.

[voice]

[buzzer_bot]

Ah, how rude of me.

Air Commander Starscream of the DECEPTICON BATTLE FLEET!

It sounds like you're trapped in one of these fragile little human shells as well.

Re: [voice]

[bleuscreen]

ENGAGING_.

MEMORY_BANKS_SHOW_NO_MATCH_. CREATING_NEW_PROFILE_/S_;_STARSCREAM_,_AIR)COMMANDER_...

DESIGNATION_COMPLETE_.

HAS_YOUR_AI_ALSO_BEEN_DOWNLOADED_INTO_SUCH_A_CHASSIS_?

[shootdamoon]

YOU'RE THAT ANNOYING ROBOT THAT LOOKS LIKE MR. KISKE!

[bleuscreen]

PROFILE_SCAN_...

IDENTIFICATION_VERIFIED_. ACCESSING_PROFILE_#7404;_FILENAME_"BRIDGET".

YOU'RE_THAT_BOUNTY_HUNTER_PEST_! YOUR_MEDDLING_WILL_NOT_BE_TOLERATED_!

[shootdamoon]

Meddling huh? There's not much to meddle with in this place.

[bleuscreen]

EXPLAIN_YOURSELF_,_TINY_HUMAN_.

-voice-

[inukitake]

...Officer?

Re: -voice-

[bleuscreen]

FAILURE_TO_RECOGNIZE_DESGINATION_. PLEASE_STATE_.

-voice-

[inukitake]

Officer Ky Kiske, is that you?

Re: -voice-

[bleuscreen]

ACCESS_DENIED_. STATE_DESIGNATION_.

[jumpismylife]

...

Officer?

[bleuscreen]

FAILURE_TO_RECOGNIZE_DESGINATION_. PLEASE_STATE_.
..._KISKE_IS_HERE_..._?

[jumpismylife]

...you're not the officer. And not Kuro as well...

Sakata Gintoki. And you might be...?

[bleuscreen]

DESIGNATION_IDENTIFIED_. PROFILE_CREATED_/S;_SAKATA_,_GINTOKI_...

YOU_ARE_CORRECT_. AS_FOR_MYSELF_...

THAT_WOULD_BE_TELLING_. HA_HA_HA_...

[blinking_pink]

...

I thought you were defeated...

[bleuscreen]

FAILURE_TO_RECOGNIZE_DESGINATION_. PLEASE_STATE_.

THE_POST_WAR_ADMINISTRATION_BUREAU_WILL_NEVER_BE_DEFEATED_!

[blinking_pink]

Blink.

Post War... excuse me?

[bleuscreen]

DESIGNATION_IDENTIFIED_. PROFILE_CREATED_/B;_BLINK_...

FOOLISH_HUMAN_!