Comments | bleach_dressing: reminding ourselves Bleach isn't always srs bzns 83

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reminding ourselves Bleach isn't always srs bzns 83

Jan 15, 2010 07:17

[ An odd-looking structure seems to have appeared, tall and multi-coloured and decidedly child-like in nature. It is, however, extremely sturdy and bears a sign that hangs on a bright red door declaring, NO GIRLS ALLOWED. In the shade of the upper-canopy, Aizen is sipping a cup of tea, enjoying the afternoon sunshine.

This is his fort. ]

aizen sosuke

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*hee* not_so_octava January 15 2010, 07:41:51 UTC

[Fraccion!Szayel is wandering along when he sees the new structure. He tilts his head, curious.

He can't read the sign, but that's okay, he's not a girl.]

What's this, what's this?

alapimp January 15 2010, 12:06:33 UTC

It's a fort, Szayel, which ought to be perfectly obvious.

not_so_octava January 15 2010, 17:09:58 UTC

[He blinks.] What's a fort, fort?

alapimp January 15 2010, 17:39:20 UTC

For keeping out enemies. Patrol the perimeter.

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mugen_blade January 15 2010, 08:04:26 UTC

[He is walking thinking nothing and everything at the same time...really, he doesn't see the fort until he's right in front of it.]

....

alapimp January 15 2010, 12:07:00 UTC

Do you mind? You're obstructing the tower's exit.

mugen_blade January 15 2010, 13:20:02 UTC

[Oh. Sousuke Aizen. He remembers the face he has seen in Yamamoto's inner world.]

Forgive me. I didn't notice the presence of your house.

[If that was possible.]

alapimp January 15 2010, 13:35:19 UTC

It's not a house, it's a fort and you're still in the way of it.

1soul3sides January 15 2010, 08:43:09 UTC

[Even if Nel could read, she probably wouldn't think to count herself in the not allowed category.

So don't mind the toddlercar trying to be stealthy while climbing the rock wall thing.]

alapimp January 15 2010, 12:07:44 UTC

[ Peeeeeeeers over. ]

Get off.

1soul3sides January 15 2010, 23:14:06 UTC

[D-D-DOUBLETAKE.

she almost falls off too.]

W-Why?

alapimp January 16 2010, 02:12:20 UTC

Because the sign says no girls allowed, Neliel.

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holyfight January 15 2010, 13:54:24 UTC

*reads sign*

*OI*

That's sexist!

alapimp January 15 2010, 14:06:28 UTC

No, it's very constructive advice. If a girl comes in, the whole structure will fall down and crush the occupants.

True facts.

[ Siiiiips tea. ]

holyfight January 15 2010, 14:08:23 UTC

That's...

...

Why?

alapimp January 15 2010, 14:10:17 UTC

The world is a mystical place, Orihime. Who knows?

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aheronomore January 15 2010, 14:17:06 UTC

[...this is like the best thing EVER.]

holyfight January 15 2010, 14:23:38 UTC

You can go in! No fair!

aheronomore January 15 2010, 14:26:05 UTC

But I'm a boy!

holyfight January 15 2010, 14:31:03 UTC

But it shouldn't matter!

*of course, putting a 'no girls' sign on it makes girls automatically want to find out what's inside :|*

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