This is why you don't give overlords access to the internet or cable for that matter.

[bigdamnvillian]

[Welcome to the Nexus, fifth door on your right, past the screaming dog and the walking carrot.

There is an Aizen, an Aizen, not like you need more but as they say, the more the merrier. ]

No, you daft girl, he's just trying to get your money!

[He was shouting quite loudly, the bowl of popcorn on his lap jostled every time he waved his hands at the

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[memoryofasmile]

[On a brief detour from watching over puppy!Gin, she encounters Aizen. Great, this is the last thing she needs.

But then again...] Since when do you even watch television?

[bigdamnvillian]

Ever since my DID isn't being rescued by the Big Damn Heroes.

[memoryofasmile]

D.I.D?

[bigdamnvillian]

Damsel in Distress.

[marriedhana]

[And look who's trying to sneak away without being observed!]

[bigdamnvillian]

[Did you see that shunpo? Nope, ya didn't and look, Aizen's in front of you, looking mildly interested.]

I didn't know Unohana-taicho let her little chicks wander out so far away from her.

[marriedhana]

Eep!

[bigdamnvillian]

[He's instantly reminded of this tiny little mouse that went eep right before it got eaten.]

Yamada-san, you have wandered quite far from your home.

You woke up this muse, congrats.

[sinceresmile]

[God, another him. It was just tiresome at this point, really. Yet another him to make everyone hate this young teenager. He was just tired of it all.]

...

Throws confettei !

[bigdamnvillian]

Oh my.

[He withdraws a pair of glasses, and a napkin, wsipes said glasses, puts it on his face, squints before saying, in a rather disturbed tone.]

Why hello, for a second, I thought Gin really did put all that ecstasy into my tea like he threatened to a few days ago.

[If this was a hallucination, it was a rather pleasant one.]

[sinceresmile]

Ecstasy? Into tea? That would just ruin the tea.

[...goddamnit, you hit him in his tea spot.]

[bigdamnvillian]

Indeed. I do believe he was aiming for affect than taste.

[Looks around pitifully, his hands empty]

I would think my addled mind would conjure up some tea.

[followmeshinsou]

[Hey, how come his Las Noches got a TV? Maybe she should talk to her Aizen about getting digital cable...

Ooh, popcorn. Omnomnom.]

[bigdamnvillian]

[His TV is broken at the moment and gone, seeing how only he could come and the popcorn is gonna vanish midway into your mouth. Yes it sucks.]

Gin

Did you spike my drink again?

[Aizen's not pleased and he's displeased and you're a convenient target. Well, he's not really angry, more sad if anything. And he's also daydreaming about his favorite show that he kinda not notices the change in gender.]

[followmeshinsou]

[Ohh, no fun. The pregnant woman demands her junk food!]

Nah, why would I go 'n' do a thing like that~?

[bigdamnvillian]

I try not to think about why, more of how to persuade you not to.

[Finally actually inspects the other.]

...You're not Gin, well, you're not the Gin I'm normally used to laying eyes upon.

[fullof_despair]

[The Aizen holding Kira hostage seems to have stepped out for a bit, so Kira's just wandering the Nexus now, either looking for him, or searching for a way out.]

... What are you doing? [Oh dear... He doesn't seem to realize this isn't his Aizen.]

[bigdamnvillian]

Trying to watch TV.

[Glances at Kira, blinks.]

Is this normal behavior fora Woobie? I must check the internet.

[fullof_despair]

... You didn't tell me we were getting a television.

[Gives him a very confused look.]

A... woobie? Wait, the internet?! We're getting a computer too?

[bigdamnvillian]

Yes. A nice flat screen...maybe one as large as wall and some internet. And a computer. Many computers, in case one has an accident. And a lap top and an Iphone and movies...well I guess I could get Szayel to help me stream some.

[He ignores the we, more like he didn't notice.]