AND SO IT BEGINS AGAIN

[imthegoddamn]

I HAVE SEEN EVIL'S FACE

AND IT IS ALL OF YOU!

FROM ABOVE! FROM BELOW!

FROM INSIDE YOUR TV OR YOUR FRIDGE, I AM SCHIFFERMAN!!

Comments

[holyfight]

Ehh?!

I'm not evil!

[imthegoddamn]

HA!

THAT IS EXACTLY THE SORT OF RESPONSE ONE WOULD EXPECT FROM A VILLAIN! YOU CANNOT DENY YOUR CRUELTY TO HOLLOWS, MADAM!

[holyfight]

I've not done anything to any hollows! If anything, they keep doing things to me!

[imthegoddamn]

THEY ARE ONLY REPELLING THE EVIL THAT IS SHINIGAMI AND THEIR ILK!

[chibiprincipe]

BATMAN??

[imthegoddamn]

NO

SCHIFFERMAN

[chibiprincipe]

...What's that?

[imthegoddamn]

MUCH BETTER AND MORE POWERFUL AND SMARTER THAN ANY REGULAR "BATMAN"

OMG YOU ARE BACK *LOVES ON*

[verde_nihilista]

...

I MISSED YOU GUYS SO HERE I AM PROTECTING PEACE ONCE AGAIN

[imthegoddamn]

YOU THERE

YOU LOOK LIKE A RELIABLE MESSENGER BOY

GO FORTH AND SPREAD THE WORD OF MY GRACEFUL RETURN!

GOOOO YOU!!!!!

[verde_nihilista]

There is no need. You have done that yourself. Explain yourself.

[imthegoddamn]

WHAT IS THERE TO EXPLAIN

BEHOLD MY GLORY!!

[progenocide]

[ but Rorschach is in his fridge what is this how would you even both fit ]

[ ...also, jesus you're tiny. ]

[imthegoddamn]

[EXCUSE ME GIANT, BUT I AM A PROUD 3 AND A HALF FEET AND NOTHING LESS]

[progenocide]

[ YEAH WELL GRIMMJOW'S RATHER AMUSED BY THIS UNFOUNDED PRIDE AND HE'S GONNA PICK YOU UP BY YOUR ADORABLE SCRUFF KTHX. ]

...There's a Szayel lurkin' 'round here makin' these things, ain't there?

[imthegoddamn]

NO ONE MADE ME!!

PLACE ME DOWN AT ONCE, GRIMMJOKER!!

[reject_death]

My fridge is only evil when I forget to clean it! Then evil lurks, and grows there!