I GOT BORED, U GAIZ.

[callmekittysama]

[ There is a cat with a pimp-flick sitting in the sky, staring down at you all with imperious annoyance at suddenly being taken out of his fight against a mangy Isshin!kitty. THERE MAY OR MAY NOT BE A HOUGYOKU UNDER THE FUR ON HIS CHEST. He's surprised to be here, but this will not do, of course, for he also owns Aizen's reiatsu and miiiight be

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[killsinnocently]

[A cat. how to react? Kill. With a swift strike upwards of her blade, she let it fall aiming for the poor cate.]

[callmekittysama]

[ ... Evades. ]

[killsinnocently]

[Strikes again.]

[callmekittysama]

[ If cats chuckled, this one would be doing so now. Foolish woman, thinking she can touch Aizen Sousuke! BWAHA. ]

[holyfight]

*staaaaaaaaaaaaaaaare*

Ooh, what a pretty cat!

[callmekittysama]

[ Yes, yes he is pretty. The prettiest cat in all of Las Noches, woman. ]

[holyfight]

But how is he flying? He doesn't look like a cat-hollow...

[callmekittysama]

Mrrrowwwwwr.

[ Hopping down, he sits in front of Orihime, flicking his tail pedantically. Pet me. ]

[littlestray]

[Have a barking Renji-pup, kitty-sama!]

[callmekittysama]

[ HISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! A dog-thing, his one true enemy! ]

[littlestray]

[ARF ARF ARF! RUN, BITCH!]

[callmekittysama]

[ Oho, dumb dog, Aizen doesn't run! He puffs himself up, fluffy tail and all and stands his ground, claws slashing for the dog-thing if it comes any closer. That hissing? It only gets louder and angrier, the cat jumping forward a couple of times to get a better swipe in. ]

[followmeshinsou]

Hey there, puss puss. [Look, Aizen-sama! It's Gin...but with boobs! And...oh sweet Aizen, she's gained a bit of weight,]

[callmekittysama]

[ ... Hm. Have a long, hard stare as Aizen regards you, Gin. ]

[followmeshinsou]

[Lala ignoring that stare~. She scoops him up and scritches under his chin.]

Ain't ya a pretty cat...Aizen-taichou.

[callmekittysama]

M-Mrowwwr.

[fuckyobancouch]

[... First the platypus. And now, a cat.

Never in the history of desiring things has Shinji Hirako desired so much to make a petting zoo of all the animal-Aizens in the world... and then burning it down. Preferably with Nadegiri.]

[callmekittysama]

[ Foolish Hirako, can you not see that Aizen is untouchable, even as a cat?

Have a patronising look. ]

[fuckyobancouch]

[Goddamn cat- that's it. See this? It's Sakanade. It's out now. And what's this? It's reflecting sunlight. And cats chase sunspots...

But because of the sight-reversing properties of Sakanade, you can never catch it.]

[callmekittysama]

[ Aizen!kitty does not chase spots of sunlight on the ground, pft. Aizen!kitty stalks over, meows innocently and curls around your shins, Shinji, because he knows it disturbs you. ]