What if you had two roads heading to the same destination ( Read more... )

How is everyone?

Been doing yard work, painting a house, running around doing errands and getting an average of 4 hours of sleep a night because for some reason I keep have crazy ass nightmares. So now I'm sitting here at midnight, eyes heavy and yet I can't fall alseep. I'm wondering if NY is worth this...

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So it's 2:45 in the AM and I'm JUST NOW going to bed because of MVP Baseball 2005. It's a beautiful thing to hit a home run and do a dance from the confines of your own dwelling. So..gotta be up tomorrow @ 8 so I can go and finish painting Scott's house (you think these females are worth it man? Nah..fuck it..you'll give me some pussy ass answer) ( Read more... )

Man. Tonight was pretty cool. MLB 2K like whoa. LOL I shut your ass up Scott, and from now on if you tell us you're calling your mother..it BETTER be your mother and just her otherwise Imma merc your ass fo real. My show is FRI so if anyone wants to come by enjoy some drinks and music come on out to Liquid Blue and party your ass off. Tomorrow we ( Read more... )

I've invented a real good line for you musicians and actors.

"Fame is like female: Hard to get, hard to keep, and a fucking pain in the ass." My show is this Friday @ Liquid Blue, not that you fucking emo/hardcore kids that read my journal will be there to support me like I did them in HS. Le Sigh. If you do wanna stop by it's at 9PM in downtown ( Read more... )

Man, recently nothing seems to be a fit for me anymore. Things I thought I knew I obviously don't and I'm really just trying to find my niche. Jobs, hobbies...man everything lately..just doesn't feel right. It's gotta be me. Certain pyschological "experts" (and I use that term very loosely) believe I should write in this thing more often, whether ( Read more... )

A little about me ( Read more... )

I've come to the conclusion that bitches rock. Not women or ladies..bitches. Like the hoes you see in a fifty cent video. I love em. They don't care and that makes them sexy. Like I could completely slather them in honey mustard and throw live stone crabs at them..those bitches would love it. They do anything. Like fifty's running around just ( Read more... )

Hahaha..my thesis is complete: It is physically impossible for the Eagles to win a superbowl

THE EAGLES FUCKING SUCK BALLS!!!!

In fact..the city..sucks balls..I mean look at Real World..even Real World Philly sucks balls..their state sign should read:

Philadelphia: Home of cheese steaks and fucking ball suckers. (And Will Smith too)

Fifty Cent is a literary genious.

Everytime I hear his voice I wanna sexually assault a female

Boy has more game then R-Kelly at a McDonalds Playground (gives a whole new meaning to "ball pit")

I'm tired and I'm livin what i'm givin

so i'm goin to sleep

Hel Kel*