happiness is a grav gun.

[blau]

trying out Half-Life 2: Deathmatch's anti-grav gun was not only like finding god, it was like finding god in an inexpensive but excellent sushi restaurant that always has a table open.

now I require the ability to throw a toilet at my enemies in every single video game in existence, including the bible quiz games. especially bible quiz games.

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I don't know where to start, but I like what I see.

[mattbot]

I just installed win xp on my macbook pro and have entered your strange and wonderful game utopia. What do you recommend? I've got Oblivion and I'm looking for something more shoot 'em up now. Is Half-Life 2 the way to go?

Re: I don't know where to start, but I like what I see.

[blau]

dude,

we should have that conversation for real... as in on the phone. would be good to talk to you anyway... and also i don't know where to begin with the recommendations. :)

Re: I don't know where to start, but I like what I see.

[mattbot]

Agreed! I'm getting off work soon; I'll give you call.

Finding the god in the Nigiri platter

[cecerose]

god in an inexpensive but excellent sushi restaurant?

I can deal with that.

now I require the ability to throw a toilet at my enemies in every single video game in existence, including the bible quiz game. including the bible quiz games

I'd pay money to see that.

Re: Finding the god in the Nigiri platter

[blau]

for the small fee of $39 you *can* see that - soon. in halflife2:deathmatch. just use the grav gun on a toilet and make flinging motions with the mouse.

Re: Finding the god in the Nigiri platter

[cecerose]

Only one problem with that scenario.

In the world of gaming, I have 10 thumbs and two left feet. (Translation: I'm dead before I'm out the gate.)

I wouldn't know what a grav gun was if it came up and bit me in the ass.

On the otherhand, I think it would be far more entertaining to watch you fling toilets during a bible quiz, preferably in real time. For free, even. ;op

[omer333]

I don't want to hit someone with a toilet in a video game, I want to do it in real life!

[blau]

ssure, fine. what's keeping you? could be your 15 minutes of fame.