nihilist job résumé.

[blau]

David, Candice, whatever
EndlessMurk512@aol.com
This Abject World
(555) 555-5555

ObjectiveI have no objective. What's the point when cold death is the final destination for us all? Can you explain that to me? I know I'm supposed to put something here, though, so here goes: Your objective is to hire me into a challenging position in a computer-

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[agntprovocateur]

i KNOW the perfect person to send this to!

Referral

[cecerose]

Charming. He should apply for a faculty position down here.

BTW, once the weather clears up, Art and I will begin out weekly bbq's. So, if you're going to be in the area, just give us a head's up...

[marquisdd]

You are thoroughly adored.

(Admitting freely that such a sentiment is ephemeral at best, or purile, or futile, or some combination of the three, and yet it swells, unbidden, like a boil waiting to be lanced. I reduce my adoration of you to a medical anomoly that must be "taken care of." That's how much I care.)

[blau]

that admiration would be mutual if i could muster the energy to lance the boil. not that that would be satisfying or anything more than nothing. nice user picture, too. if i cared. :)