This proves it. You are not the son of your supposed parents. You are a secret Commie experiment to create a clone of Stalin, only the doctor in charge had pity on you and said you had died, only to ferry you to the States, where you were afforded the luxury of a capitalist education, forever ruining you to the secret plans.
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Or, you know, not.
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