Got a Special Post Card in the Mail!

[blashamma]

we have a new sex offender in our neighborhood! That brings us up to 4! I wonder if we get some kind of award or something. Seems like we should.

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[harmiejay]

there's a website you can go to that will tell you all the sex offenders in your area and where they live and stuff... i think it might be just a florida thing or maybe a florida/georgia thing but other states might have them too. kristine and i combined probably have like 5000000000 near us. we beat you. yay!

[blashamma]

that four just in my neighborhood, which is a neighborhood of about twenty people. four that we KNOW of.

and 5000000000 is the majority of the world's population.

[spatulalemur]

you best watch out