BERLIN (Reuters) - A German inventor who developed a gadget that berates men if they try to use the toilet standing up has sold more than 1.6 million devices, his business manager said on Tuesday.
German women fed up with a man with a poor aim can turn to the ghost-shaped gadget, which lurks under the toilet rim and, if the seat is lifted, declares ( Read more... )

Today may belong to Saint Patrick and the Irish, but tomorrow belongs to me. Today people are wearing green, tomorrow people will be green. Millions will be bowing down before the Porcelain God!

I finally have my own holiday ( Read more... )

Someone said that Rush Limbagh's(sp?) career is in now the toilet. I just want to state for the record that I have nothing do do with his career or his current problems. Ever since those "Flush Rush" bumperstickers became popular, people have been linking the two of us.

I hear rumblings that people nowadays lack moral fiber. I don't know about the moral but you people surely do need more fiber.