Okay... so last night this woman comes in and tells me, "My universe hurts." hahahahahaha. Gotta love it. One day I'll have to write more about stupid shit people say. You would never believe some of it... crazy man.
nothing. i don't feed into that bullshit. i did have to leave the room cause i was laughing.
here's another thing patients should know.... You can actually BUY A PREGNANCY TEST at a store, instead of coming to the ER for one. You can use the money that you saved by not buying condoms.
one more thing..... the sponge that's used for birth control is NOT the same cello sponge you use for the dishes. that's why you can't get it out now, dumbass.
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you should make a book.
at wsjp we used to write down the crazy stories crack heads would tell us when they wanted med filled.
what did you tell her?
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here's another thing patients should know.... You can actually BUY A PREGNANCY TEST at a store, instead of coming to the ER for one. You can use the money that you saved by not buying condoms.
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HA
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