Happy SEVERE Birthday, Mom!

[blameyourself]

so i have to ask: "mass murder on an unimaginable scale."??? wouldn't it be more something like (X passengers/plane)*(Y planes) = Z dead?

on a darker tone, today is my mom's birthday yet my father reports that she has been celebrating (no booze, people) every night since last week. i applaud my mother's ability to party

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[adayinthelife]

OMFG! CODE RED!

i like how our highest national security alert level sounds like a Mountain Dew flavour.

party on, Mrs. S.

[blameyourself]

are you implying that our nation's security services are trying to woo corporate sponsors?

[adayinthelife]

i think it goes much deeper than all that.

[snazz]

i think it would be better to use words like, 'global catastrophe' or 'the end of the world as we know it.' from now on, that's how i am going to describe personal hardships.

[blameyourself]

"in a pre-global catastrophic world, we can't be concerned with people's hurt feelings"