I gots a hardon. XDDDD

[blackout12]

http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/1,,2007110349,00.html

I'd do it. Yum. :3

Comments

[anonymous]

Mechanical fluids is the car's equivalent of human sexual juices. Except with less calories, and more poison. XD

[blackout12]

Oh noez, I are not logged in! x.x

[black_dranzer]

Cars? Really?

..........

......................... -runs-

Nah just kidding. You can have sex with whatever you want to. Except a chainsaw. That might hurt a little.

[blackout12]

Except a chainsaw.

Or pavement. *points in article* =/

Or dead dogs. Yeah... another article...

*cough*

[sectumsempress]

....

Wow. That was very scary....... *shakes head* I mean... no, It CANNOT be justified. It just can't...... can you imagine what would happen if someone walked in on something like that? Hehe. ;P

[blackout12]

Yes it can! :P But it'll depend on who walks in on you. XDDDD

[sectumsempress]

mother... father... girl/boyfrind.......

HA!!!!!!!!! I can see it now........

you is a strange one... oh well!

[blackout12]

Oh yes... see the horror. ;)

Dur, of course. XD

[sectumsempress]

That was so.......very disturbing.

But...where would he stick it? How does that even work?

My brain just cannot compute this.
And yet I am very tempted to click on the link that says "Top 5 weird fetishes"

There is something very wrong with me.

[sectumsempress]

Well the other 5 aren't as weird.

But I think they werent as scarring because they weren't as indepth. THANK GOD.

*eye twitches*

[blackout12]

You should read the lovely manuals on how they do it. The easiest way? Shove it up the tailpipe! :D

Kekeke. n_n;;

[sectumsempress]

I think that i would read that... i honestly do....

hehe......