NOT A SECRET

[blacklid]

*IZ A MEMBER OF THE SMALL GROUP OF PEOPLE WHO ARE TAKEN SRSLY ABOUT THIS* ... which makes me EL OH EL like a crazy person. Because WTF no, BUT WHO REALLY CARES.

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[certainthings]

Hmm. Interesting. But he's still gay.

[blacklid]

Does this make me laugh because it's true? Or because it's not?
WHO CARES.

*LAWLS*

[blacklid]

YOU CANNA.
THE KING OF THE INTERNETS (or is it the Queen) HAS SPOKEN AND DECLARED THAT HENCEFORTH THERE SHALL BE NO TOSSING ABOUT OF THE PHRASE 'GAY FOR JARED'.
UTTER THIS, THINE VERBIAGE OF BLASPHEMY, AND BE FOREVER PWNED. BY... THE TWIZZLER.
BECAUSE IT'S TRUE WRONG.

[blacklid]

YOU CANNA DENY THEIR EPIC ROMANCE. WHICH IS TRULY WHOLESOME AND WONDERFUL AND EVERYTHING SPARKLY BALLOONS. AND EPIC. AND NOT GAY.

[blacklid]

RAINBOW TROUT ARE GAY BECAUSE THEY FART RAINBOWS AND MAKE ALL THE RIVERS CLEAN. *nods emphatically*

[erinrua]

And people are debating this *why?*

One, it's nobody's business but theirs. Two, changing an opinion by obstinate argument is like trying to change a light bulb with a handgrenade. Pretty damned unproductive, and doesn't do much good for the light bulb, either. ;-)

Fandom iz weird. *smishes you randomly*

[blacklid]

I have no idea.

Like our obsessive analysis as a fandom is going to illuminate anyone on the emotional preferences of a perfect stranger. Srsly. And by the same token, who cares what I say? It's not going to change anything, right?

Hand-grenade for a lightbulb!
EL OH EL.
YES.

Right. Even the people we know don't really know us. You are my friend. You can tell me I'm gay if you want. But you'd still only be half right. *nods* But why would you care? It doesn't affect you. So... yeah. This isn't our business: mine or yours. It's only theirs.

But srsly... *snerk*

[erinrua]

Also? I was in Jack-in-the-Box yesterday and there on the wall ... was a poster of some dude with ANTLERS!

Only they were like, ELK antlers, so all I could think was FAIL!

:-p

[static_pixie]

People think that Jenny's gay, what? How? I DO NOT UNDERSTAND.

...I feel like I know who wrote this.

[blacklid]

JENNY?! EGAWDS, I hate that nickname. It's like... Evelyn or Clementine. Or Pollyanna. JUST NO.

I DONUT GET IT EITHER. HE'S NO MORE GAY THAN DANNY NORIEGA. OH, WAIT...

*whispers* ...You do? Was it Jensen?

[static_pixie]

HAHA, IT'S ON THE EYE OF THE TIGER THING, IT'S CANON!! Jensen is called 'Jenny' by Jared as he comes someone on the set.

AND I KNOW! We should all be as assured of his straightness as the uncomfortable poster here.

...can't say, clowns might eat me.