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Behold! I shall write the perfect Supernatural script!
EXTERIOR DAY SHOT: WE SEE THE IMPALA AND SHE IS SEXY
SAM: We need to talk about this Dean.
DEAN: No we don't. You talk about it.
SAM, AS USUAL, ANSWERS WITH A NONCOMMITTAL BITCHFACE.
THERE IS A MONSTER.
IT IS KILLING PEOPLE.
IT IS VERY BLOODY.
SAM READS A BOOK.
DEAN DOES SOME INVESTIGATING.
SOMEONE DIES.
IT IS VERY BLOODY.
SAM: The answer's here.
DEAN: Great. Then I can figure out a solution.
SAM: Be my guest. I'll hold the flashlight.
DEAN: Hopefully by doing this it will settle some of my inner trauma.
THE MONSTER IS KILLED.
IT IS VERY BLOODY.
EXTERIOR DAY SHOT: WE SEE THE BOYS AND THE IMPALA AND THEY ARE SEXY
DEAN: Sam, I have some inner trauma FROM HELL.
SAM: That's because it's HELL Dean.
DEAN: No. You can't understand it. It hurts.
SAM: Sort of like the hurt I felt in season 1 or what we both felt in season 2?
DEAN: This is DIFFERENT. Crawling in my skin is a hole that cannot be filled.
DEAN CRIES, BUT THESE ARE MANLY TEARS. EMPHASIS ON JENSEN'S MANPAIN.
THE EPISODE ENDS.
(IF THIS IS A SERA GAMBLE EPISODE, SAM SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.)
(IF THIS IS AN EDLUND EPISODE, DEAN SHOULD MAKE A FRAT JOKE.)
(IF THIS IS A KRIPKE EPISODE, THERE SHOULD BE A PORN LINE.)
(Tonight's episode was fine, but there seriously needs to be a TV Trope now about Jensen Ackles' single manly tear of manliness.)
EXTERIOR DAY SHOT: WE SEE THE IMPALA AND SHE IS SEXY
SAM: We need to talk about this Dean.
DEAN: No we don't. You talk about it.
SAM, AS USUAL, ANSWERS WITH A NONCOMMITTAL BITCHFACE.
THERE IS A MONSTER.
IT IS KILLING PEOPLE.
IT IS VERY BLOODY.
SAM READS A BOOK.
DEAN DOES SOME INVESTIGATING.
SOMEONE DIES.
IT IS VERY BLOODY.
SAM: The answer's here.
DEAN: Great. Then I can figure out a solution.
SAM: Be my guest. I'll hold the flashlight.
DEAN: Hopefully by doing this it will settle some of my inner trauma.
THE MONSTER IS KILLED.
IT IS VERY BLOODY.
EXTERIOR DAY SHOT: WE SEE THE BOYS AND THE IMPALA AND THEY ARE SEXY
DEAN: Sam, I have some inner trauma FROM HELL.
SAM: That's because it's HELL Dean.
DEAN: No. You can't understand it. It hurts.
SAM: Sort of like the hurt I felt in season 1 or what we both felt in season 2?
DEAN: This is DIFFERENT. Crawling in my skin is a hole that cannot be filled.
DEAN CRIES, BUT THESE ARE MANLY TEARS. EMPHASIS ON JENSEN'S MANPAIN.
THE EPISODE ENDS.
(IF THIS IS A SERA GAMBLE EPISODE, SAM SHOULD BE SHIRTLESS FOR AT LEAST FIVE SECONDS.)
(IF THIS IS AN EDLUND EPISODE, DEAN SHOULD MAKE A FRAT JOKE.)
(IF THIS IS A KRIPKE EPISODE, THERE SHOULD BE A PORN LINE.)
(Tonight's episode was fine, but there seriously needs to be a TV Trope now about Jensen Ackles' single manly tear of manliness.)