[Voice/Action]

[blackenedchaos]

[Slightly forward dated to take place around the same time as the post that will later come from Vash.]

[Yuber's first clue that something was wrong should have come with the fact that he woke up. The demon doesn't normally sleep, so that should have been a clue

Comments

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Something kicks your door with a wonderfully loud 'THUMP']

Are you trying to wake up the whole goddamn place?

[Granted, he's not the best morning person, and stumbling up to yell at you was just instinct at this point-so he has nooo clue what you even said, or else he'd probably be sounding the alarms on that one.]

[iamnotvash]

[Oh, so the two idiots live together it seems.]

Do you think I care?

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Stupid grumpy!not!Vash.]

You will care when I kick you so hard you can't walk straight.

[iamnotvash]

[And "Vash" is going to look for something in here that resembles a weapon. Ah, that gun of his.]

I'll kill you before that happens.

1/3

[not_a_bluesbro]

[...]

[not_a_bluesbro]

3/4 |D

[not_a_bluesbro]

[tip tap tip tap tip tap]

....

[tip tap tip tap tip tap]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[KICKS THE FUCKING DOOR DOWN!!]

EXCUSE YOU?!

[iamnotvash]

[And there is now a gun pointed at you, Wolfwood.

Not aimed very well though, in fact looks like "Vash" forgot which end to point at the enemy or something.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Wolfwood almost feels ashamed to have guessed this as one of the outcomes, but he never expected to see Vash not using the damn thing right in the first place.

...He points a finger at the man, his cross in the other.]

You're not Vash, are you?

[iamnotvash]

At least you're not as much of an idiot as he is.

[And he looks at the darn thing more carefully and moves it a bit thinking he must be doing it wrong. It's even worsely aimed now.]

[not_a_bluesbro]

[...ugh.]

Just put that down before you hurt yourself.

Who are you?

[iamnotvash]

What does that matter?

[And not putting it down. He needs some way to defend himself. At the very least it could be a bludgeoning device, right?]

[not_a_bluesbro]

(Well, he's a dick who can't use a gun, so I can slowly narrow it down to who it's not, at least.)

Because you're in my roommate's body, in my apartment.

But maybe I'm just curious.

...You're holding the gun the wrong way.

[iamnotvash]

[Nice thoughts there, Wolfwood. Of course he's going to be more uncooperative now.]

Then what way do I hold it?

[not_a_bluesbro]

[Oh, boohoo.

He rubs his chin curiously, ignoring your question in return.]

...Hmmm...

It can't be...

(Is the Malnosso that dastardly?)