[DAR2]

[blackearthhero]

So I found this metal chick in a bag full of magnets carrying a wallet with a bunch of medals in it.

What do I do with it? There's no hole there so it's no good to me.

Comments

[whiterthanblack]

Turn it into a weapon to take over the world?

[blackearthhero]

That sounds boring.

[whiterthanblack]

There's always using it as masturbation fuel or a coaster.

[blackearthhero]

I tried the first thing.

After I took it's head out of the bag it shot me in the knees.