An excerpt from my forthcoming, autobiographical novel

[blackdove24]

As Michael typed the words "lohan holiday lyrics" into the Google searchbar at the top of his browser, he wondered when his life took this turn for the worse.

Comments

[cthulhu_shuman]

I believe it was one long ago day in college when a friend of Dave's put make-up on you. Then later forced you to listen to "Lohan Holiday."

[blackdove24]

...you know? That just may be it.

God, I still can't believe I found that album. Man, fuck a Christmas mix CD next year, LOHAN HOLIDAY FOR EVERYONE!

[cthulhu_shuman]

Why wait 'til Christmas? MLK, Jr. Day is coming up.

[blackdove24]

Maggles, I have too much respect for MLK to do that.