Newsie Bits: 24.03.08

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•Not to worry, kids: Mancio says Inter are still going to win the Scudetto, and Javi says everything is fine. Well. I don't know about you, but I'm hugely relieved. *eyeroll of epic proportions* And Mancio's also thrilled about the offside goal, because now no one will say Inter are being helped by the referees. Mmmhmm. You keep telling yourself

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LOL He is a very odd man, that Matrix.

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SERIOUSLY. And the mental image he has of himself is just ... weird. Why does he think we care? Or that anyone wants to know anything about these things?

The poor man -- the Juve match was his Serie A debut! I knew he's not played much, but good god. And he supposedly came because Figo persuaded him, so he turns up and then everyone is fighting. I mean, he wasn't playing @ Atletico, but one hopes people got along better there.

I saw, I saw! I am so excited!

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I can't decide if it's charming or demented that he thinks we care. Heee, and that's so true -- he does seem to have a very narrow, mostly-Matrix worldview. Not because he's necessarily selfish, just because he's ... weird. (LOLOLOL THAT would have been printed out and put on my wall.)

It looks like he's played for both Porto and Benfica -- I wonder if either would want him back, for a smell fee.

I think through the end of the season, for sure, because Zampa always stops firing people right before he gets carted off by the men in the white coats, and this is that time. Surely he won't make it through the summer, though?

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"With Roberto Mancini, in the past, there was even use of hands, but if we are both still here, it means that we have sheaved our daggers."

MANCERAZZI ALERT!

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OMG EW EW EW!!!

*runs to find something to hide under*

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Damnit! I was going to get a ticket for the Brazil/Sweden match.

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Oh, BOO! Well, you can still go, right? Surely seeing Brazil play will be worth it, even without the Great Kaka? And Chippen! And Freddie!

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and i can't believe you like maniscu

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•Zlatan has pulled out of the Sweden squad for this week's friendly against Brazil because everything hurts.

same goes for Cuchu!

)has fought -- like, the hitting kind -- with Mancio in the past

i think it should be considered as fighting with a girl?

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Mancio is a girl?! OUCH!

No one says the goal wasn't offside, but shit happens -- Inter were totally outplayed in the second half, and that wasn't the linesman's fault. IMHO they need to worry about the playing bit, which they can control, not the offside, which they can't.

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he is not exaclty manly. can you imagine him fighting with all the hair flying around?

oh of course. still, having bad refs doesn't help. ;)