last night:

[blackbird__fly]

Jen: Cass, there are several reasons why you cannot sleep with my sisters, not least of which being that I would tear you apart with sheer Hulk-like rage.
Cass: I imagine you'd be like... a wolverine and just come flying at me and suddenly my insides would be on the outside.

Lucas: *says terrible things*
Jen: ...okay, Lucas, you're not allowed to

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[pillzz]

Wait... did I ask if a good pet-name for a girlfriend would be "Hand Puppet"?

Was I talking about gas??

[blackbird__fly]

That was one of the terrible things, yes. But I think the one that prompted me to make that remark was something else...

[pillzz]

When I ask if I was talking about gas, you are supposed to say, "Moreso than anything else."

Because it is a Friends reference. When Ross was being really bad at flirting.

[aerojad]

better than "Handgela" or "Miss Michigan"

[prinzessin]

Jen: Well, it's probably for the best we aren't staying at MaryAnne's. 'Cause you and I have enough willpower to not sleep together, but I don't think either of us have enough willpower to not sleep with MaryAnne, and then it would have just turned into a sexy... lesbian... threesome.

That is what every straight dude hopes all lesbians are like XD

[aerojad]

It's terrible but I can't lie, I was going to come and comment saying pretty much that.

[pillzz]

Haha, as far as I know, that is what all lesbians are like?

[umboula]

Yeah, I was gonna say...